Friday, April 22, 2011

Experiments in the Baking Arts: Koulourakia

Today, my friends and I are basically being decadent and watching Titus Andronicus all night. Since I had today off, I decided to bake some Greco-Roman munchies.

Challenge: Others are bringing the sweets, so some savory would do nicely; make them vegan-friendly, since 1/3 of those involved are vegan.


Solution:

koulourakia
Koulourakia cookies from PlektaByHari1946


Koulourakia.

I followed the above recipe but my dough turned out a bit crumbly, more so than pictured there. In fact, I wasn't able to properly fold the "dough logs" as pictured; I instead criss-crossed two shorter "dough logs" over each other. If you follow the above recipe, I'd recommend:

1) Over-stirring the wet ingredients. I think that may have been part of my problem; the shortening was still clumping in places.

2) Keeping water on hand when you go to roll and bake them (in case the dough ends up crumbly anyway).

3) Having someone around to taste test. :) When I bake cookies, it's usually my dad.

4) Adding some of your favorite spices for a bit of flavor. I think vanilla, cinnamon, or nutmeg would work really well in this recipe. PlektaByHari uses orange and vanilla.

They're soft and savory and ripe for dunking in about anything you please. Tonight, we dine in hell! dunk ours in sangria. Alcohol makes everything better, so I'm not too worried about whether or not I pass the taste test. I still want to perfect this cookie recipe, though—I shall document my further experiments here!

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Feedback time: Tectonic Plate Pendant(s)

I did the first mock-up of my Mad Scientists of Etsy April theme challenge (plate tectonics) item: the Filippino Plate, one of the three plates that meet under Japan.



The real version, if I get around to it, will be cut out of metal. But I did a version in clay first so I could get an idea of what a thing of that size and shape would look like. I think it needs some pizzazz, so I'm going to add some kind of kanji character to the design (on the Filippino plate; the other two plates are large enough that I'm going to draw/cut out the Japanese islands). These are the only two appropriate ones I can think of:



I'm leaning towards the top one because I'm more clear on the meaning and because it's simpler. Corrections on my interpretations, or suggestions for other characters, are much, much appreciated.

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Geo-Shopping!: Impression Jasper

Having recently been paid, I went bead-shopping last week! We've had a couple strands of Impression Jasper I had been eyeing and secretly hoping customers wouldn't buy. I finally made them mine. :)

snakeskin aqua terra impression jasper variscite

(Strand pictured isn't exactly what I bought, but the colors and quality matches well.)

Despite its trade name, Impression Jasper (also called Snakeskin Jasper or Aqua Terra Jasper) isn't technically a jasper. Suppliers have their marketing reasons behind naming things as they do, I guess; admittedly all of those names sound more romantic and poetic than Variscite (which is the "real," non-trade name appellation of Impression Jasper).

Anyway, Variscite is a hydrate—a new mineral formed by the interaction between water and an existing crystal structure. Like chalcedony, there's Variscite the mineral and variscite the mineral group. Variscite the mineral is AlPO4*(2H2O); the variscite group is characterized by the formula "A(X04)*(2H2O)," where A is either aluminum or a positive iron ion, and X is either phosphorous or arsenic.

Variscite in particular happens when water loaded with phosphate (PO4) runs into aluminum. It's most often found in deposits in Germany; in fact, the name "Variscite" is a reference to an older name for Vogtland, Germany, where it was first discovered in the 1830s.

Lots of suppliers are selling items listed as "Hot Pink Impression Jasper" and the like. This isn't a naturally occurring color in Variscite or in nature; the stone has been dyed or is otherwise unnatural. In nature, Variscite comes in beautiful shades of teal and green, and is often polished with bits of the brown or tan matrix mixed right in. Sometimes it gets mixed up with turquoise, or occasionally sold as "variquoise," in colors like you see below.



'Impression Jasper' by Kokoba


$16.00

$19.00

$12.00

$27.00

$55.00

$128.00

$20.00

$53.94

$3.50

$17.00

$2.75

$55.00

$68.00

$6.00

$75.00

$38.00

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Book Review: Rocks of Ages, Stephen Jay Gould



I am going to be upfront: I think Rocks of Ages is one of Stephen Jay Gould's most important books as well as his most underrated. In a discussion where both sides seem more interested in painting each other as ignorant and immoral stumbling blocks impeding social progress than in actual civil discourse, Gould's is a voice of reason and reconciliation. A true mensch.

I am going to be upfront again: I was raised on the Methodist church, and I still live with my parents, one of whom is the woman who made sure I was raised Methodist (also known on this blog as Lawyer Mom). I have boundless love and respect for her, even if my Christian faith has fallen by the wayside. I also have no doubts that an upbringing more Christian than most has influenced my position on ethics and the role of religion more than I realize, so I gladly tip my hat to it.

It is this background that makes me fairly amenable to Christianity and religions on the whole. More amenable than intellectual rigor should allow? Maybe. But I subscribe to philosophy that it's better to be too flexible than to be too rigid; the global crowd of self-proclaimed atheists and freethinkers would do their movement a world of good if they remembered that their partners in this debate are, by and large, like my mother: intelligent, educated (Lawyer Mom holds a B.S., an M.S., and her law degree; Lawyer Mom is not an uneducated idiot), reasonable, and open to compromise.

Reasonable people don't want to waste time with people who appear unreasonable; common sense tells them that attempting to change their opinion would be an exercise in futility. Painting your opponent's stance as "poisoning everything"* or "delusional"** makes you appear just that: stubborn, broad-brushing, and unreasonable.*** Not only that, it sets the whole discussion on the poorest of foundations; your opponent now has to argue against exaggerated straw-man claims that they are out of their minds and ruining society, instead of the seriously addressing topic at hand. There is, in books and arguments and essays, a serious lack of rhetorically-sound fodder for debate on both sides. On the side of a designer-less evolution, Rocks of Ages does much to fill that lack.

It's a slim volume, something you can read in a day, mostly because the argument Gould presents is straightforward to the point of not really needing much in the way of explication. An explanation, which later became a chapter of the book, is available on the Unofficial Stephen Jay Gould archive: Non-Overlapping Magisteria (NOMA). This is the concept upon which the entire book is based. Essentially: religion and science deal with such vastly unrelated topic matter that one cannot be an authority over the other. Gould bolsters this with personal anecdotes and outstanding science writing, all with his trademark eloquence and readability. Even if you disagree with his points, it's still an enjoyable and educational read.

I know, however, that NOMA is a philosophically unsatisfying for some people. It is, in a way, an argumentative side-step, and many people felt that Gould's reasons for separating the chocolate and peanut butter of religious conservatism and faith were not as well justified as they could be. I think it's not a question so much of intellectual rigor, but how well any one person can tolerate tension, paradox, and contradiction. An argument like that, on the face of it, is not going to satisfy a lot of people, and I understand why. Unfortunately, Gould never had much of a chance to back up his arguments; Rocks of Ages is one of the last ones he published before his untimely death in 2008. Either way, you should pick it up.


*referring to Christopher Hitchens' God Is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything
**Richard Dawkins' The God Delusion
***I'm well aware that the other side of this debate is no stranger to name-calling, strawmans and ad hominems. By no means am I giving them a free pass on it. But intelligent and educated people should just plain know better. (Though in the dark and murky world of book publishing, who knows who was in control of the final title cut: the author, wishing to summarize his argument? Or the publisher or literary agent, hoping to grab attention and, with it, more sales?)

Monday, March 14, 2011

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

An Abundance of Katherines (In Red T-Shirts)

Contemplating my wardrobe while deciding on an outfit for a night out, I realized: I have an excessive number of red t-shirts. They are, in many ways, a staple of my wardrobe. A sampling:





This was the first one of my current incarnation of red t-shirts (I've had others that have since gone by the wayside), acquired in 2006 or 2007. Lost River Caverns is my day job; when these shirts came in, all of us tour guides thought they were the most spectacular, hilarious things ever. Unfortunately, they didn't sell all that well so we never re-ordered them.