Foodie Friday: Caffe Bene Garlic Cheese Bread

"Breads" are a staple snack at coffee shops here in Korea. They're based on giant screw-off dessert breads, and then given some kind of obscenely delicious topping. My favorite one is the "Garlic Cheese Bread." It is divine.

Courtesy Seoulsedap.tumblr.com

It's my mission to figure out how to make a homemade version, because anything you can get get in a coffee shop can't be that complicated, right? Results forthcoming.

Music Monday: Doctor Who

Tim Minchin peforming the theme to Doctor Who. On a keytar. With a full orchestra. Wearing a Prince Charles mask.

You're welcome.

101 in 1001 Update

This has not been the most productive of weeks. I did learn a few new Korean words, so that's 285 (that I've learned from my textbooks, obviously I had a working vocabulary before I picked them up). I'm over halfway to that goal! (1 - 4)

I also added a new goal (1 - 1): Get jeans hemmed (2 - 8). I have three decent pairs of jeans that are all too long for my stubby legs; I live down the block from a cheap dry cleaner's. This should be a no-brainer!

I also started on the "Marco Polo" story arc from the first season of Doctor Who. The original tapes were scrapped (or lost in a fire?), so it's a reconstruction: the audio played over a series of photographs from the filming. It's very reminiscent of elementary school slide shows. (5 - 13) I'm also eight episodes into the second season of Star Trek: TOS. (5 - 12)

I finished the Hypatia bracelet as well! (2 -3)

Foodie Friday: Peanut Butter Ramen

So remember last Foodie Friday, how I said I'd be trying a recipe I found calling for peanut butter + ramen?

I tried it.

It was delicious.

This is the cheapest faux-Thai food out there, and what's more, it's really filling. Granted, I may have added, oh, twice as much peanut butter as the recipe called for, but that's neither here nor there. Usually with Shin Ramen (my preferred brand: their circular ramen noodles fit perfectly in my bowl!) I'll still be hungry after all the noodles are gone, even though I typically load it up with cheese, peppers, and tofu. This time, by the time I was about halfway through, I was full.

Divorced and Homeless Ramen: Kokoba's Version

Ingredients:

• Preferred brand of spicy-flavored ramen (I like Shin Ramen)
• Peanut butter (2 - 4 tbsp)
• Your favorite veggies, sliced
• 1 slice cheese (nothing here in Uijeongbu but American cheese)

Preparation:

1. Nuke your ramen in plain water (you'll mix the packet in later). Chop veggies while you wait. I prefer bell peppers and onions.
2. Drain the water so you have maybe a quarter to a half as much as you did when you started. It depends on if you like soupy, watery broth or thick, creamy broth.
3. Add the ramen mix and the peanut butter. Add as much peanut butter as you want.
4. Add one slice cheese. I guess this is optional, but based on the "peanut butter and cheese snack crackers" precedent, I say they go well together. Any extra protein can't hurt, right?
5. Mix.
6. Once mixed more or less to your satisfaction, add the veggies.
7. Nuke again, for 30 seconds to a minute, to warm up the veggies and melt the peanut butter (and cheese).

This sounds absolutely vile, and it looks kind of awkward and unfortunate, but it is damn tasty. I'll definitely be making this again in the future. Try it and let me know what you think in the comments!

MSOE Challenge: Hypatia!

The theme for the August-September challenge was "scientist," and Uli gave us a poll with too many good choices! Ultimately, Hypatia won. I've always thought she was one bad mother, so I had to make something for this challenge. And I did!

Root 2 Pearls and Seashells Cuff - Hypatia Inspired

Who was Hypatia? She was a Greek scientist, philosopher, and mathematician who lived in the third and fourth centuries of the common era in Roman Egypt. She was the last librarian of the Library of Alexandria, that fabled storehouse of knowledge lost forever to arson. Hypatia was also a world-class sassy, snarky lady:

She was so very beautiful and attractive that one of those who attended her lectures fell in love with her. He was not able to contain his desire, but he informed her of his condition. Ignorant reports say that Hypatia relieved him of his disease by music; but truth proclaims that music failed to have any effect. She brought some of her female rags[7] and threw them before him, showing him the signs of her unclean origin, and said, “You love this, O youth, and there is nothing beautiful about it.” His soul was turned away by shame and surprise at the unpleasant sight, and he was brought to his right mind. Such was Hypatia, both skillful and eloquent in words and prudent and civil in deeds.  

                                                                                                                                                    Suda On Line 

Unfortunately, Hypatia met an untimely end. In 415 C.E., aged anywhere between 45 - 65, she was murdered by a mob of rioting Christians who took her to be a godless pagan witch inciting religious turmoil. Or, as others suggest, her death was less a religious one and more the result of an ancient turf war. Either way, tragic.

Ancient Greek jewelry used a lot of metalsmithing techniques first developed in Mesopatamia and elsewhere. Metal wrist and arm cuffs were common, which is why I decided to go with a memory wire cuff. The Greeks would not have had memory wire, true, but the final look and structure of the product is similar:

Greek arm cuffs image courtesy of  Sarah Swell

A bracelet unearthed as part of the Olbia treasure
found in the Greek colony of Crimea. It dates to 100 BCE!

The beads I used are faux pearls and seashells, resembling exactly the kinds of stones the Greeks would have used in their jewelry. They also used amethyst, carnelian, and all other sorts of agates, as well as glass.

The number in this one is root 2, which is perhaps the Greekest of all the irrationals. Root 2 was discovered to be irrational by the ancient Greeks themselves, and the story goes the Greek academics wanted to keep it a secret—so much so that they reportedly killed the Greek Hippasus for revealing it to the masses!

To further celebrate Hypatia's life and deeds, I'll be settling down with the English-language Spanish-produced movie Agora this weekend. While not necessarily strictly historically accurate, it has some good reviews. 

Music Monday: Johnny Cash

I guess I'm still in an "end of Korea" funk. This song's been in my head all weekend:

101 in 1001

I finished one of my easier goals: I'm now caught up on The I.T. Crowd! (5 - 5) I also read a couple of books off the TIME Top 100 Novels list (3 -3): Martha Quest and Your Republic is Calling You.  Both of them were excellent; I really recommend them. I also watched a great 80s era Shaw Brothers flick, "Five Element Ninja." And I finished Stephen King's On Writing (9 - 2) as well as a few more Star Trek episodes (5 - 12).

I'm currently reading "Atonement," which is all right, but slow going.