Anyway, I keep a collection of odd and amusing turns of phrases in a game I call "My New Band." Sometimes I share them on Twitter, other times I send them to my boss, and other times I just keep them to myself. I don't know why I didn't think to share them here until now. It certainly seems like a ~bloggable~ topic. Who knows, maybe I'll even get around to coming up with album titles and art for all of my imaginary new bands!
What I assume is my typical blog demographic.
Here's Volume 1. Confidential to all you aspiring rockstars out there: you're welcome.
1. Behemoth Toxicities
I feel like this would be a metal band. I don't know what kind of metal, because I know there are approximately 98271 different subgenres, but it would be metal.
2. Ultra Junior
As if, thanks to Super Junior, this could be anything other than an Asian boy band.
The three stages of "Sorry, Sorry:" you like, you hate it, you have an inexplicable and frightening love of it.
3. Squat Down Situation
I can't decide if this would be a hip-hop group or a jam band. But it would definitely be one of them.
4. Bright Sunday Dongo
Definitely one of those hippie-esque "world music" bands that I like more than I care to admit. Possibly bluegrass. I think a didgeridoo would definitely be involved.
and finally, the bingo bonus goes to:
This is a band that, as it turns out, actually exists. I Google random words and phrases from papers a lot to check for spelling and capitalization, and lo and behold this was the rare time when the first hit was a music video. Reproduced here, for your pleasure (if you're into electro/synth/mellow out stuff):